Intense Individual:
Hey..
M.E.: Yeah?
Intense Individual:
Let me ask you something?
M.E.: Uh, okay.
(backs up and tightens grip on
beer bottle in order to defend self)
Intense Individual:
ARE...
M.E.: "Are"?
Intense Individual:
..YOU..
M.E.: Listen, I got other people to-
Intense Individual:
...A...
M.E.: It's been great not really talking to you, so-
Intense Individual:
...BAD DUDE?
M.E.: Like the video game?
He then sucker punched me in the gut and disappeared into the night (actually through a screen enclosure into a backyard and then over a fence, but all the same). After recouping from the assault I began to question other guest as to this mysterious persons identity. No one seemed to have any idea who this bad dude was and I went on with my evening.
The next morning I awoke to an Email (which worried me cause I didn't give out my Email) with a link attatched. I followed it down the rabbit hole and behold I discovered
THE BAD DUDEZ
Now I understand, I was in the presence of greatness and didn't know it.
"Oh snap, it's the Bad Dudez!" |
I could of been killed by the sheer will of this superhuman but they allowed me to continue breathing so I could share my amazing tale with others and spread the word of these Bad Dudez.
"We're bad!" |
I beg you to go out and share this video with others, the president's life may depend on it.
"Help me Bad Dudez, you're democracy's only hope." |
God bless you Bad Dudez, and God bless America.
(Special Thanks to Dustin Burton for providing me the honor of meeting these Bad Dudez).
P.S. Below is a video for anyone who would like a frame of reference.
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