Lost. One Ripped Trading Card. If Found Call Department of Army (Do Not Remove Sticker, May Contain 80s).

Well, there is something on its way here to the secret volcano fort here at Culturally Significant! Hopefully this parcel will bring some much needed Halloween spirit to these hallowed halls.

I don't want to ruin the surprise, I'll be doing a review of the item when it gets here, but I will leave this here until I RETURN.

Till Then...Stay BRAINS!